Tips

As you may have noticed, I have added Tips as it’s own page. I think that it would be easier for people to come and go, visit and chat! Here, you can chat any way you like.

Spark: Another borken server?
Kenny: Nope, not this time!
Spark: Then why are we still talking?
Dew: hey, whats up?
Hinners: hey!!
Kenny: Just scroll down….
Dew: you heard him, please scroll….
Hinners: Why are you stil reading?
Spark: Please, I beg you, just scroll!!!!!!!!!!

Spark:   Hey hey! This is Spark again and-

Hinners: -.-

Spark: What?

Kenny: You said I could talk!

Spark: Oh yea…Sorry, ok, take it away!

Hinners:    Ok, this is a page where you can ask us about anything you want. If there is a problem at school or anything that bothers you, this site is very happy to help. We have had a lot of experience and we have experts here (sorta..) so we can definitely help you! We have the best tips and even if you have a simple math questions, or need ideas for what to make for Christmas, we can help! Spark is a very, very, very creative here, she is  like a wizard! And if you have friendship problems, Dew is a heck of a listener! And if you are just stuck on a math problem or science, Kenny will help because he is real smart. But Kenny will help, not give you the answer, you can’t cheat, figure it out, if you’re really stuck then we’ll help!

Dew: Thanks for the compliment!

Spark: H-h-how did you get here?

Dew: Oh, I opened the door and here I am!

Spark: Ok… (Throws ham) FETCH!!!

Dew: (Runs out window….) (falls) (BAM) Owwww…. I’m okay…

Spark: DEW!!!! Okay Hinners continue, I’ll be right back!

Hinners: Okay, if you don’t get what I just said, ask us, we’ll help you! This page gives you tips, directly, like…You know, we give ya tips and ideas. the “Mail Us” page answers your big questions. Well, enjoy!

Spark: I’M BACK!!!

Kenny: (Eats ham) ….Yup (Nods head up and down)….Good ham by the way…

Hinners: Thanks, it’s the “Spray” brand…

Spark: ????

Hinners: It’s new from the Sparket

Spark: Oh yea…Spark-et it is a market, it was made by TTFPS. I’m so touched that they used my name…

Kenny: (Nods up and down)

Dew: I never heard of it…

Hinners: It’s new, from this flyer see? (Shows Spark the flyer)

Kenny: It’s good!!!

Hinners: Let’s get more then!

Spark: OK! Oh, sorry guys, gotta head off to the sparket now…Later…Wait, which one?

Hinners: ..Uh…TTFPS World sparket…. TTFPSW…

Spark: TTFPSW! My fave!

Hinners: Same, that’s why I went there, let’s go!

Spark: Kay, bye!

Tips:

Tip of the week: When cheaters cheat, they’re only cheating themselves.
True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions yet reman side by side.

What goes around comes around! (you give, you get!)

out of difficulty makes miracle. -burning flame 3 (chinese show)

Having an issue with a friend? Visit our: Ask Dew Column, right on this page!

Do you need a tip for the day? Check out: Kenny’s advice column!

Feeling down? Go to Spark’s ‘sparks’ of joy column!

If you just need someonme to chat with, go to the Chat with Hinners column!

Ask Dew: Hey, I’m Dew, do you have an issue with a friend? Can’t solve it? Need help? Already tried working it out? Made sure that you didn’t cause the problem? If you have done all of the above and still have issues, I recomend you here! In the coment section, type in: Ask dew! and write down your ploblem. I will try my best and help you through this situation.

Kenny’s Advice Column: hey, I’m Kenny! Nice to meet ‘cha, I’m going to give out tips to everybody! need a tip on friendship, travel, or any other? Ask me for a daily tip, and remember, you can only ask once per day, and I will get back to you ask soon as I can.

Spark’s ‘sparks’ Of Joy: Hi, you know who I am, right? In case ou werent paying attention before, I’m Spark. If you’re feeling upset, come to me, I’ll brighten your day up!! I’ll cheer you up with my sparks of joy!! (hehe! get the joke? It’s ok though if you don’t) So, when you’re going through rough times, come to me, Spark!!!

Chat With Hinners: The title says it al. I’m Hinners, you chat with me. In case you want more info, here you go. If you have nobody to talk to, then come to me. I’m willing to give up my time to chat with yopu! Check back every two hours or so, I’m almost always available!! So, come chat wit me, Hinners!!

If you have something to say to one of our friends here, then please write down who you’re talking to, and comment your email, (which will be taken out) and then,, one of us will come and have a little talk with you. I guess your winder why we need your email. Good question, actually! We need your email in case you want to talk to us, but not have anyone else see that convo. Just leave everything, you name, and if you wanna talk here, or on email!

Thanks,

TTFPS Staff In Cooperation with Sparkie87, Spark, Dew, Hiners and Kenny

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76 responses

27 10 2009
Dew Fan

i always lose in races, games, no matter what it is. I’m depressed. i need a quote or suggestion, what do I do???

Kenny: You’re not finished when you lose. You’re finished when you quit.

27 10 2009
Dew Fan

Thanks

27 10 2009
Lexi

Ask Dew

My best friend and her other friend seem to be closer than me and her. After all, I AM her best freidn. It seems as if she is trying to get rid of me! What do I do?

27 10 2009
Dew

Why don’t you just try to be friends with your best friends new pal? Your best friend is just starting to know her friend, so she probably wants to know more about them. You said it, you’re her BEST FRIEND. Anyways, why don’t you just try and be friends with her? 😉 -Dew

27 10 2009
Lexi

Thank you

27 10 2009
Dew

thank you welll accepted!!! tee hee!! here at this website your comments are always welcome.

11 11 2009
meowzie

i need help, my bff is gone on vacation and i hardly ever see her, what do i do, i am so alone!!

11 11 2009
Spark

Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know that they’re there.

11 11 2009
meowzie

is that you, dew? why are u on spark’s acc??

11 11 2009
Dew

My bad… I was testing out Spark’s account when I got your problem. So I went ahead and said my quote. Bye!
dew, as in Dewdrops in the morning

24 01 2010
Sasuke_Luver

luv ya site!!!

28 07 2010
play lover

@kenny yo, play lover here. its summer and im so bored. im being forced to go to summer class which i dont even like. and i miss my friends! what should i do? ive waited this long for the summer to come and now i cant even enjoy it! help!

28 07 2010
Dew

sorry, kenny’s currently away, I’ll tell him to get back to you ASAP!
-Dew, as in Dewdrops in the morning

29 07 2010
Kenny

Sorry for having you wait such a long time. How about throw a party for them or go to the movies? Head out to the mall to shop with your friends, you should enjoy the summer, watch some TV! Play some video games, go on vacation, go on a shopping spree! Anything that attracts you! Summer is the only time you an be free during summer, after your summer school. Good luck, and have fun! Now I have to get back to my vacation at the Bahamas! Bye!

-Kenny the KENNEL

1 08 2010
Lasso's Phantom

Hi hinners! i;m bored to death!! can u pls chat with me?

1 08 2010
Hinners

sure, what do you wanna chat about?

1 08 2010
Lasso's Phantom

not much, hows ur summer? i’m bored. u kno, i’ve been waiting forever for it and turns out its not that great! i want school to start! 😦

1 08 2010
Hinners

oh, my summer is great, thank you for asking! maybe you should party with your pals, meet somewhere, like at the local park. go on vacation (if you can). Kenny says that the Bahama’s are great, and i recommend Italy. Spark is at Japan so I guess she’d recommend that!

1 08 2010
Lasso's Phantom

good idea! thanks hinners! i have to go now, ttyl! luv ur site by the way 🙂

1 08 2010
Hinners

thanks, lasso’s phantom!bye! see ya ’round!

4 08 2010
Spark

I WAS at Japan, I came back last week, remember? Or how could I have came to your house?
-Sparkk.luvya

2 08 2010
Hinners Fan

heyy hinners! (: hows life?

2 08 2010
Hinners

pretty good. summers awesome

2 08 2010
Hinners Fan

same here. my vacation is awesome! i’m just sad it has to end soon

2 08 2010
Hinners

yeah, same here!!!

2 08 2010
Hinners Fan

sometimes summer can be so valuable, yet boring lol

2 08 2010
Hinners

Oh, I have to go now, I cannot miss another episode of Suite Life On Deck! Talk to you later! In the meantime, enjoy your summer!
-Hinners

3 08 2010
Hinners Fan

ok bye

2 08 2010
Spaggetios

hey spark, what’s up? i’m so sad, my best friend dumped me! 😦

2 08 2010
Spark

Awwww. thats sad. how about you make some new friends, or stick with your old pals. You should pick your pals wisely. Test their personality. Usually i ask myself these questions:
Will I trust them?
If you told them something, will they spread it everywhere?
Would they make a good friend?
Are they honest?
If they found 100$ that belonged to me, and they knew it, what would they do?

usually the test works, but if it doesn’t then you’d probably tell by their treating you as a friend. Make sure you don’t be too nice, or your so called friends might take advantage of you. Thanks for coming over to me. Think about something else. Hey, how about this, you can go to Dew for her friendship advice, and if you need a little more cheering up, then come talk to me.

-Spark (: ❤ luvya

3 08 2010
Kenny

spark, why are you posting again?

sparks edit: because, i was on hinners account before

3 08 2010
Hinners

*note to kenny. everyone from the TTFPS gang met at my house except for you, because you were at the Bahamas Cruise. Anyways, Kenny, Spaggetios was asking: How was your trip? If you are reading this after I called you, ignore it or delete it.

4 08 2010
Spark

Sorry I was too lazy to post another comment!!! So I just edited yours.
-Sparx

2 08 2010
Hinners

Hey, this is spark on Hinners’ account! I’m at his house so yeaaaa… 🙂 The whole TTFPS gang is here!!!!!

Awwwww…. That’s so sad. Find a new best friend of pick one up from your old pals. You know, what goes around comes around. If you’re nice to people, people will start being nice to you. I would usually test them on their personality. Or take this simple quiz for them.
Are they honest and worth your trust?
Will they be a good friend?
If they found your 100$ and knew it was yours, what would they do?

If this doesn’t work, you can tell what kind of person they are when you become pals. Sometimes, their personalities really show. How about this, just become their friends, (if the test works) and determine their personalities by their attitude.

Here, if you have any more friendship problems, ask Dew. If you need more cheering up, feel free to reply to this. If you want advice on how to know friends, ask Kenny, and last but not least, ask Hinners if you need to pour all your feelings out to someone. We’re all ears, happy ears!

-Spark (: luvya ❤

3 08 2010
Hinners

*note to Spark. Kenny wasn’t there

3 08 2010
Kenny

Awww…. I wanted to come 😦

4 08 2010
Spark

Sor-wee. ):

4 08 2010
Spark

Sor-wee, that was me on Hinners’ account!

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

@Kenny, how do I get more pals??? I mean, I got dumped by my BFF… well my ‘BF’, the forever part didnt go so well…. and now i dun think i can find anyone who can measure up to her!

3 08 2010
Kenny

Well, remember, something new is always around the corner. Take a chance and find new pals. Just because they don’t measure up to your old friend doesn’t mean that they’re not your friend. They don’t have to be the best friend in the world to become your best friend. Maybe the person you hate is the person who has the most in common with you. You never know, so never hate a person, you never know, they might be the ones saving your life one day. Take a chance and make some new friends. You can have more then one best friend and you know that they’ve always got your back and will help you at any cost. Any friend who will do that for you is a true friend who likes you as a pal deeply and truly.

Your daily kennel, Kenny the kennel.

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

thx, kenny 🙂 tht really helped. i guess it was because of my old friend why i only had one best friend. after all, im sure a true pal wouldnt mind if a whole sea of people were my best friends. thx kenny. you truly helped me. 😀 🙂

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

@Dew, my best friend dumped me and is starting rumors about me…. wut do i do to stop it?
your pal,
spagettios

3 08 2010
Dew

Hey there Spaggetios. You know the rumors they’re spreading aren’t true. And you also know that your real pals would believe you over that ‘so called friend’. Besides that, you can find new trustworthy friends that you know always have your back. Don’t worry. Friendships may come and go, but it’s what in the middle that counts. You guys had fun together, and I truly believe that your time together has meant something. It’s not that hard letting go of someone, you just have to take a deep breath and accept the truth. I know you may not like hearing this, but what’s in the past is in the past, and you can’t really change that. But what you CAN change is to make new friends. They may not be as good as your old one, but you’ll grow into them. Don;t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine. 🙂

Yours Truly, dew, as in Dewdrops in the morning

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

thx, dew. i didnt like hearing it, but i knew i had to hear it someday. thx for taking ur time to reply, and im going to take youradvice and make some new pals.
-spaggetios.

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

@Hinners, hey whats up. i need someone to talk to! u c, my best friend, so called best friend, dumped me the other day and no one is talking to me! help! i need someone to talk to!
-spag.

3 08 2010
Hinners

That’s rather sad…. Tell you what, you look at Spark, Dew’s and Kenny’s replies and then come back to me and reply. So, what are you doing and hows your summer? Mine is great. I’m going on a vacation with the TTFPS gang as soon as kenny comes back from the Bahamas.

-Hinners

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

my summers awesome. thx for talking to me, and by the way, the Bahamas sound awesome. when you see kenny, ask him how was it. or kenny can reply right here. anways, hinners, hows the site coming along? alot of traffic? what was your highest stat date, and how many people visited?

3 08 2010
Hinners

No problem. I’ll call Kenny tonight and ask him to reply to your comment. Maybe even tomorrow, because I hear hes going to pig out on all the food tonight! Hahahaha…. Well, the sites coming along awesomely, thanks for asking. The biggest stat date? Oh, well the stat was 755 on August 1, 2010. It was a Sunday, and we got a lot of comment that day! So, spaggetios, whats your favorite thing about TTFPS?

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

woah, thts really pro. what i reli luv about this site is that you can actually talk to the TTFPS gang, and they reply quickly! (usually) im happy to be a fan of this site and ive even suscribed. I truly luv this site, and all of u guys because youve really helped me thru the tough times and i can connect with you guys and chat too. all of u guys r so nice to all of the veiwers and i say that we should all make a ttfps fan club for u guys. i honestly was speechless wen u guys first replied to me and i thot youd just say the same thing to the other people to me. it turns out that all ur replies r different and i reli appreci8 tht because the same thing over and over can be kind of irratating. i hav to go watch spongebob squarepants now, so i’ll cu later. bye hinners, and i luv the rockin site. ill b sure to come back and chat with you later. i luv u all ( as pals and friends, and especially hinners because u actually talk and giv advice at the same time. this applies for all of u but i guess i can connect with hinners the most because hes more social.)
-spaggetios. person hoo luvs this site as much as he loves spongebob.

3 08 2010
Hinners

That’s really nice of you to say, spaggetios. If you know anything that we can improve on, please tell us right away!! I’ll talk to you later too, and I love spongebob too!! When you get back, tell me who’s your favorite character and all about the episode you watched.
Lassoing away, Hinners.

3 08 2010
Spagettios

i watched da spongebob episode wen spongebob and patrick travvelled back in time to fight plankton, the wizard. it wuz hilarious how patrick was still thinking of food wen they were about to die. i guess my fave character is spongebob, wat about u, hinners?
-spagz.

3 08 2010
Hinners

Nice! My favorite character? I personally love Squidward. His voice and grumpy behavior can’t be beat! He’s also pretty funny because he always gets beat up by a Jellyfish or creamed by Patrick and Spongebob. I love the episode when they go camping. Its the C A M P F I R E S O N G song!! And if you don’t think that we can sing it faster then your wrong, but it’ll help if you just sing along!! 🙂 😀
-Hinners, not thinners, Hinners

3 08 2010
Spagettios

woah, tht wuz reli fast!!!!!!!! :O i like that episode too! patrick!!! C A M P F I R E SONG SONG! squidward! …. good!! itll help, itll help, if u jus sing along, o YEAAAAA!!! im gonna go surf the web. ill b bak soon though. ill miss ur jokes, c u later, hinners! o, thinners, lol, ur hilarious! ok bye hinners!
-spagz.

3 08 2010
Hinners

Oh, thanks! You’re pretty funny yourself, and I enjoyed talking to you! I’ll miss you and your funny thoughts too, bye! be back, soon, I’ll be waiting for ya! Oh, Spark and Dew are here at my house, and they say ‘Hi’. Well as you internet folks call it, TTYL!
-Hinners!

3 08 2010
Kenny

oh, the Bahamas are awesome. it’s like a huge beach and theres a resort there. I love Bahamas and I love my cruise. I’ll be back soon, but now, I have to go to the Midnight- Buffet! Bye!!!!
-Kenny!

4 08 2010
Spark

Niceee.

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

@Spark. i need some major cheering up! my pal dumped me and is being so mean to me, shes sending me mean mails, and kind of like blackmailing me!
-Spaggetioz

3 08 2010
Spark

Well talk to her and hear their side of the story. If you think that you haven’t been doing anything that she said you has, then big whoop. Who cares what she thinks, not you, not me, not anybody. No one cares about anything she says if they’re just pointless lies. You know that one day her lie will be spread open and everyone will find out that she was actually lying. Then they’ll owe you a big apology. 🙂 Make sure that you stay happy no matter what, because your happiness is what counts in the world, to you, and to your friends. If someone dumped you, don’t spend the day sobbing. Delete the memory of them dumping you, or your whole slot of memory with them. Then, when you make new pals, look back at it and laugh. Just laugh. I want to hear you laugh. Hows about this. You can talk to me whenever you feel sad and lonely. And don’t bother thinking about her, because you’ve just wasted a minute of you life talking and reading her mean mails. Whenever you get a mail from her, heres what I say. Read the first sentence, if its nice, then read it, when the mail gets mean, then delete it, or reply: I didn’t even bother reading any of this junk, stop trying to make me feel bad because the only one who’s going to feel bad is you, for knowing how truly mean you are. Honestly, if she’s been seding you mean mails then there’s no rule saying you can’t bounce it back.
Your violent buddy, Spark (: luvya ❤

3 08 2010
Spaggetios

i love how ur so violent. good idea. im going to go to my inbox right now and put all her emails in my spam box. if she contunues, ill just send that small paragraff that u wrote to her. thx spark. tht helped. i luv how u guys always help people like me out. bye, spark. ill be sure to talk to u, even wen im not sad. 🙂 thx for being there for me.
-spaggz

5 08 2010
dudette

nice site! hey hinners, wut r u doing?

6 08 2010
Hinners

Not much, what about you, Dudette?

5 08 2010
Spaggetios

hi hinners! its me again!!

6 08 2010
Hinners

Hey, Spaggetios, what’s up?

5 08 2010
Spaggetios

@kenny, thts so cool, have fun!

6 08 2010
Kenny

Thanks, I will, and I am! 😀
-KennytheKennel

5 08 2010
Spaggetios

@spark, hey spark, i need some cheering up, im really annoyed at sum 1 and i hav no idea wut to do now, thy mite spread rumors bout me and everything, im scared!

5 08 2010
Spark

Hey, Spaggetios! Ignore them, and don’t talk to them at all. If you cry, or be sad, that’ll only let them win. Pretend its like a game, if you talk to them then you lose. Don’t worry. I’m sure if you guys are real pals you’ll make up eventually and become pals again! If you guys weren’t even pals before, then you might be able to make up and become friends after all! Be happy and live your life good. Live it like you mean it!
-Sparkk.luvyaaaa.

5 08 2010
Aphroditi

hey kenny! im so addicted to MSN, and i cant help it, HELP ME TO STOP BEING SO ADDICTED

5 08 2010
Kenny

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to talk with your friends. Just cut down on the MSN time and call your friends or go out to the theatre with them. If not, you could invite them over, or go over to their place. We do that all the time, that’s for sure. Don’t worry. I’ve been addicted to MSN too, and be sure to buy lots of fun things to keep yourself occupied! If this doesn’t help, contact me immediately and we’ll have a talk about it.
-kennythekennel

4 01 2011
totallyinlove

hey hinners. (: ❤

4 01 2011
Hinners

o.O Hey, whatsup?

29 04 2011
upset

hinners, i’m sad right now and no one will talk to me so i am coming to u
my friends will not answer my questions and they act like they are mad at me
it is a hard thing to deal with

29 04 2011
Hinners

Everything’s going to be alright in the end. What happened? If it’s an issue with a friend, head on over tp Dew’s! If you need some major cheer up then run to Spark! If you just need someone to chat then message here!

EDITTED BY KENNYKENNEL: and ask me if you need any advice!

EDITTED BY HINNERS: =.= This is my post. Get out

29 04 2011
upset

spark, i am depressed

29 04 2011
Spark

awehh! tell whoever’s bugging you to lay off and go die in a ditch. to be honest, you’ll never really forget, but its better to forgive and fill that moment with happy and joyful events. [:

SPARKS

30 04 2011
Kenny

Similar to what spark said except, not the die in the ditch part maybe jump in a lake or puddle buts thats it

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