As you may have noticed, I have added Tips as it’s own page. I think that it would be easier for people to come and go, visit and chat! Here, you can chat any way you like.
Spark: Another borken server?
Kenny: Nope, not this time!
Spark: Then why are we still talking?
Dew: hey, whats up?
Hinners: hey!!
Kenny: Just scroll down….
Dew: you heard him, please scroll….
Hinners: Why are you stil reading?
Spark: Please, I beg you, just scroll!!!!!!!!!!
Spark: Hey hey! This is Spark again and-
Hinners: -.-
Spark: What?
Kenny: You said I could talk!
Spark: Oh yea…Sorry, ok, take it away!
Hinners: Ok, this is a page where you can ask us about anything you want. If there is a problem at school or anything that bothers you, this site is very happy to help. We have had a lot of experience and we have experts here (sorta..) so we can definitely help you! We have the best tips and even if you have a simple math questions, or need ideas for what to make for Christmas, we can help! Spark is a very, very, very creative here, she is like a wizard! And if you have friendship problems, Dew is a heck of a listener! And if you are just stuck on a math problem or science, Kenny will help because he is real smart. But Kenny will help, not give you the answer, you can’t cheat, figure it out, if you’re really stuck then we’ll help!
Dew: Thanks for the compliment!
Spark: H-h-how did you get here?
Dew: Oh, I opened the door and here I am!
Spark: Ok… (Throws ham) FETCH!!!
Dew: (Runs out window….) (falls) (BAM) Owwww…. I’m okay…
Spark: DEW!!!! Okay Hinners continue, I’ll be right back!
Hinners: Okay, if you don’t get what I just said, ask us, we’ll help you! This page gives you tips, directly, like…You know, we give ya tips and ideas. the “Mail Us” page answers your big questions. Well, enjoy!
Spark: I’M BACK!!!
Kenny: (Eats ham) ….Yup (Nods head up and down)….Good ham by the way…
Hinners: Thanks, it’s the “Spray” brand…
Spark: ????
Hinners: It’s new from the Sparket
Spark: Oh yea…Spark-et it is a market, it was made by TTFPS. I’m so touched that they used my name…
Kenny: (Nods up and down)
Dew: I never heard of it…
Hinners: It’s new, from this flyer see? (Shows Spark the flyer)
Kenny: It’s good!!!
Hinners: Let’s get more then!
Spark: OK! Oh, sorry guys, gotta head off to the sparket now…Later…Wait, which one?
Hinners: ..Uh…TTFPS World sparket…. TTFPSW…
Spark: TTFPSW! My fave!
Hinners: Same, that’s why I went there, let’s go!
Spark: Kay, bye!
Tips:
Tip of the week: When cheaters cheat, they’re only cheating themselves.
True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions yet reman side by side.
What goes around comes around! (you give, you get!)
out of difficulty makes miracle. -burning flame 3 (chinese show)
Having an issue with a friend? Visit our: Ask Dew Column, right on this page!
Do you need a tip for the day? Check out: Kenny’s advice column!
Feeling down? Go to Spark’s ‘sparks’ of joy column!
If you just need someonme to chat with, go to the Chat with Hinners column!
Ask Dew: Hey, I’m Dew, do you have an issue with a friend? Can’t solve it? Need help? Already tried working it out? Made sure that you didn’t cause the problem? If you have done all of the above and still have issues, I recomend you here! In the coment section, type in: Ask dew! and write down your ploblem. I will try my best and help you through this situation.
Kenny’s Advice Column: hey, I’m Kenny! Nice to meet ‘cha, I’m going to give out tips to everybody! need a tip on friendship, travel, or any other? Ask me for a daily tip, and remember, you can only ask once per day, and I will get back to you ask soon as I can.
Spark’s ‘sparks’ Of Joy: Hi, you know who I am, right? In case ou werent paying attention before, I’m Spark. If you’re feeling upset, come to me, I’ll brighten your day up!! I’ll cheer you up with my sparks of joy!! (hehe! get the joke? It’s ok though if you don’t) So, when you’re going through rough times, come to me, Spark!!!
Chat With Hinners: The title says it al. I’m Hinners, you chat with me. In case you want more info, here you go. If you have nobody to talk to, then come to me. I’m willing to give up my time to chat with yopu! Check back every two hours or so, I’m almost always available!! So, come chat wit me, Hinners!!
If you have something to say to one of our friends here, then please write down who you’re talking to, and comment your email, (which will be taken out) and then,, one of us will come and have a little talk with you. I guess your winder why we need your email. Good question, actually! We need your email in case you want to talk to us, but not have anyone else see that convo. Just leave everything, you name, and if you wanna talk here, or on email!
Thanks,
TTFPS Staff In Cooperation with Sparkie87, Spark, Dew, Hiners and Kenny
Dew
Hinners
Kenny
Mini Shaymin
Sparkie87
Spark
TTFPS Staff
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i always lose in races, games, no matter what it is. I’m depressed. i need a quote or suggestion, what do I do???
Kenny: You’re not finished when you lose. You’re finished when you quit.
Thanks
Ask Dew
My best friend and her other friend seem to be closer than me and her. After all, I AM her best freidn. It seems as if she is trying to get rid of me! What do I do?
Why don’t you just try to be friends with your best friends new pal? Your best friend is just starting to know her friend, so she probably wants to know more about them. You said it, you’re her BEST FRIEND. Anyways, why don’t you just try and be friends with her? 😉 -Dew
Thank you
thank you welll accepted!!! tee hee!! here at this website your comments are always welcome.
i need help, my bff is gone on vacation and i hardly ever see her, what do i do, i am so alone!!
Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know that they’re there.
is that you, dew? why are u on spark’s acc??
My bad… I was testing out Spark’s account when I got your problem. So I went ahead and said my quote. Bye!
dew, as in Dewdrops in the morning
luv ya site!!!
@kenny yo, play lover here. its summer and im so bored. im being forced to go to summer class which i dont even like. and i miss my friends! what should i do? ive waited this long for the summer to come and now i cant even enjoy it! help!
sorry, kenny’s currently away, I’ll tell him to get back to you ASAP!
-Dew, as in Dewdrops in the morning
Sorry for having you wait such a long time. How about throw a party for them or go to the movies? Head out to the mall to shop with your friends, you should enjoy the summer, watch some TV! Play some video games, go on vacation, go on a shopping spree! Anything that attracts you! Summer is the only time you an be free during summer, after your summer school. Good luck, and have fun! Now I have to get back to my vacation at the Bahamas! Bye!
-Kenny the KENNEL
Hi hinners! i;m bored to death!! can u pls chat with me?
sure, what do you wanna chat about?
not much, hows ur summer? i’m bored. u kno, i’ve been waiting forever for it and turns out its not that great! i want school to start! 😦
oh, my summer is great, thank you for asking! maybe you should party with your pals, meet somewhere, like at the local park. go on vacation (if you can). Kenny says that the Bahama’s are great, and i recommend Italy. Spark is at Japan so I guess she’d recommend that!
good idea! thanks hinners! i have to go now, ttyl! luv ur site by the way 🙂
thanks, lasso’s phantom!bye! see ya ’round!
I WAS at Japan, I came back last week, remember? Or how could I have came to your house?
-Sparkk.luvya
heyy hinners! (: hows life?
pretty good. summers awesome
same here. my vacation is awesome! i’m just sad it has to end soon
yeah, same here!!!
sometimes summer can be so valuable, yet boring lol
Oh, I have to go now, I cannot miss another episode of Suite Life On Deck! Talk to you later! In the meantime, enjoy your summer!
-Hinners
ok bye
hey spark, what’s up? i’m so sad, my best friend dumped me! 😦
Awwww. thats sad. how about you make some new friends, or stick with your old pals. You should pick your pals wisely. Test their personality. Usually i ask myself these questions:
Will I trust them?
If you told them something, will they spread it everywhere?
Would they make a good friend?
Are they honest?
If they found 100$ that belonged to me, and they knew it, what would they do?
usually the test works, but if it doesn’t then you’d probably tell by their treating you as a friend. Make sure you don’t be too nice, or your so called friends might take advantage of you. Thanks for coming over to me. Think about something else. Hey, how about this, you can go to Dew for her friendship advice, and if you need a little more cheering up, then come talk to me.
-Spark (: ❤ luvya
spark, why are you posting again?
sparks edit: because, i was on hinners account before
*note to kenny. everyone from the TTFPS gang met at my house except for you, because you were at the Bahamas Cruise. Anyways, Kenny, Spaggetios was asking: How was your trip? If you are reading this after I called you, ignore it or delete it.
Sorry I was too lazy to post another comment!!! So I just edited yours.
-Sparx
Hey, this is spark on Hinners’ account! I’m at his house so yeaaaa… 🙂 The whole TTFPS gang is here!!!!!
Awwwww…. That’s so sad. Find a new best friend of pick one up from your old pals. You know, what goes around comes around. If you’re nice to people, people will start being nice to you. I would usually test them on their personality. Or take this simple quiz for them.
Are they honest and worth your trust?
Will they be a good friend?
If they found your 100$ and knew it was yours, what would they do?
If this doesn’t work, you can tell what kind of person they are when you become pals. Sometimes, their personalities really show. How about this, just become their friends, (if the test works) and determine their personalities by their attitude.
Here, if you have any more friendship problems, ask Dew. If you need more cheering up, feel free to reply to this. If you want advice on how to know friends, ask Kenny, and last but not least, ask Hinners if you need to pour all your feelings out to someone. We’re all ears, happy ears!
-Spark (: luvya ❤
*note to Spark. Kenny wasn’t there
Awww…. I wanted to come 😦
Sor-wee. ):
Sor-wee, that was me on Hinners’ account!
@Kenny, how do I get more pals??? I mean, I got dumped by my BFF… well my ‘BF’, the forever part didnt go so well…. and now i dun think i can find anyone who can measure up to her!
Well, remember, something new is always around the corner. Take a chance and find new pals. Just because they don’t measure up to your old friend doesn’t mean that they’re not your friend. They don’t have to be the best friend in the world to become your best friend. Maybe the person you hate is the person who has the most in common with you. You never know, so never hate a person, you never know, they might be the ones saving your life one day. Take a chance and make some new friends. You can have more then one best friend and you know that they’ve always got your back and will help you at any cost. Any friend who will do that for you is a true friend who likes you as a pal deeply and truly.
Your daily kennel, Kenny the kennel.
thx, kenny 🙂 tht really helped. i guess it was because of my old friend why i only had one best friend. after all, im sure a true pal wouldnt mind if a whole sea of people were my best friends. thx kenny. you truly helped me. 😀 🙂
@Dew, my best friend dumped me and is starting rumors about me…. wut do i do to stop it?
your pal,
spagettios
Hey there Spaggetios. You know the rumors they’re spreading aren’t true. And you also know that your real pals would believe you over that ‘so called friend’. Besides that, you can find new trustworthy friends that you know always have your back. Don’t worry. Friendships may come and go, but it’s what in the middle that counts. You guys had fun together, and I truly believe that your time together has meant something. It’s not that hard letting go of someone, you just have to take a deep breath and accept the truth. I know you may not like hearing this, but what’s in the past is in the past, and you can’t really change that. But what you CAN change is to make new friends. They may not be as good as your old one, but you’ll grow into them. Don;t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine. 🙂
Yours Truly, dew, as in Dewdrops in the morning
thx, dew. i didnt like hearing it, but i knew i had to hear it someday. thx for taking ur time to reply, and im going to take youradvice and make some new pals.
-spaggetios.
@Hinners, hey whats up. i need someone to talk to! u c, my best friend, so called best friend, dumped me the other day and no one is talking to me! help! i need someone to talk to!
-spag.
That’s rather sad…. Tell you what, you look at Spark, Dew’s and Kenny’s replies and then come back to me and reply. So, what are you doing and hows your summer? Mine is great. I’m going on a vacation with the TTFPS gang as soon as kenny comes back from the Bahamas.
-Hinners
my summers awesome. thx for talking to me, and by the way, the Bahamas sound awesome. when you see kenny, ask him how was it. or kenny can reply right here. anways, hinners, hows the site coming along? alot of traffic? what was your highest stat date, and how many people visited?
No problem. I’ll call Kenny tonight and ask him to reply to your comment. Maybe even tomorrow, because I hear hes going to pig out on all the food tonight! Hahahaha…. Well, the sites coming along awesomely, thanks for asking. The biggest stat date? Oh, well the stat was 755 on August 1, 2010. It was a Sunday, and we got a lot of comment that day! So, spaggetios, whats your favorite thing about TTFPS?
woah, thts really pro. what i reli luv about this site is that you can actually talk to the TTFPS gang, and they reply quickly! (usually) im happy to be a fan of this site and ive even suscribed. I truly luv this site, and all of u guys because youve really helped me thru the tough times and i can connect with you guys and chat too. all of u guys r so nice to all of the veiwers and i say that we should all make a ttfps fan club for u guys. i honestly was speechless wen u guys first replied to me and i thot youd just say the same thing to the other people to me. it turns out that all ur replies r different and i reli appreci8 tht because the same thing over and over can be kind of irratating. i hav to go watch spongebob squarepants now, so i’ll cu later. bye hinners, and i luv the rockin site. ill b sure to come back and chat with you later. i luv u all ( as pals and friends, and especially hinners because u actually talk and giv advice at the same time. this applies for all of u but i guess i can connect with hinners the most because hes more social.)
-spaggetios. person hoo luvs this site as much as he loves spongebob.
That’s really nice of you to say, spaggetios. If you know anything that we can improve on, please tell us right away!! I’ll talk to you later too, and I love spongebob too!! When you get back, tell me who’s your favorite character and all about the episode you watched.
Lassoing away, Hinners.
i watched da spongebob episode wen spongebob and patrick travvelled back in time to fight plankton, the wizard. it wuz hilarious how patrick was still thinking of food wen they were about to die. i guess my fave character is spongebob, wat about u, hinners?
-spagz.
Nice! My favorite character? I personally love Squidward. His voice and grumpy behavior can’t be beat! He’s also pretty funny because he always gets beat up by a Jellyfish or creamed by Patrick and Spongebob. I love the episode when they go camping. Its the C A M P F I R E S O N G song!! And if you don’t think that we can sing it faster then your wrong, but it’ll help if you just sing along!! 🙂 😀
-Hinners, not thinners, Hinners
woah, tht wuz reli fast!!!!!!!! :O i like that episode too! patrick!!! C A M P F I R E SONG SONG! squidward! …. good!! itll help, itll help, if u jus sing along, o YEAAAAA!!! im gonna go surf the web. ill b bak soon though. ill miss ur jokes, c u later, hinners! o, thinners, lol, ur hilarious! ok bye hinners!
-spagz.
Oh, thanks! You’re pretty funny yourself, and I enjoyed talking to you! I’ll miss you and your funny thoughts too, bye! be back, soon, I’ll be waiting for ya! Oh, Spark and Dew are here at my house, and they say ‘Hi’. Well as you internet folks call it, TTYL!
-Hinners!
oh, the Bahamas are awesome. it’s like a huge beach and theres a resort there. I love Bahamas and I love my cruise. I’ll be back soon, but now, I have to go to the Midnight- Buffet! Bye!!!!
-Kenny!
Niceee.
@Spark. i need some major cheering up! my pal dumped me and is being so mean to me, shes sending me mean mails, and kind of like blackmailing me!
-Spaggetioz
Well talk to her and hear their side of the story. If you think that you haven’t been doing anything that she said you has, then big whoop. Who cares what she thinks, not you, not me, not anybody. No one cares about anything she says if they’re just pointless lies. You know that one day her lie will be spread open and everyone will find out that she was actually lying. Then they’ll owe you a big apology. 🙂 Make sure that you stay happy no matter what, because your happiness is what counts in the world, to you, and to your friends. If someone dumped you, don’t spend the day sobbing. Delete the memory of them dumping you, or your whole slot of memory with them. Then, when you make new pals, look back at it and laugh. Just laugh. I want to hear you laugh. Hows about this. You can talk to me whenever you feel sad and lonely. And don’t bother thinking about her, because you’ve just wasted a minute of you life talking and reading her mean mails. Whenever you get a mail from her, heres what I say. Read the first sentence, if its nice, then read it, when the mail gets mean, then delete it, or reply: I didn’t even bother reading any of this junk, stop trying to make me feel bad because the only one who’s going to feel bad is you, for knowing how truly mean you are. Honestly, if she’s been seding you mean mails then there’s no rule saying you can’t bounce it back.
Your violent buddy, Spark (: luvya ❤
i love how ur so violent. good idea. im going to go to my inbox right now and put all her emails in my spam box. if she contunues, ill just send that small paragraff that u wrote to her. thx spark. tht helped. i luv how u guys always help people like me out. bye, spark. ill be sure to talk to u, even wen im not sad. 🙂 thx for being there for me.
-spaggz
nice site! hey hinners, wut r u doing?
Not much, what about you, Dudette?
hi hinners! its me again!!
Hey, Spaggetios, what’s up?
@kenny, thts so cool, have fun!
Thanks, I will, and I am! 😀
-KennytheKennel
@spark, hey spark, i need some cheering up, im really annoyed at sum 1 and i hav no idea wut to do now, thy mite spread rumors bout me and everything, im scared!
Hey, Spaggetios! Ignore them, and don’t talk to them at all. If you cry, or be sad, that’ll only let them win. Pretend its like a game, if you talk to them then you lose. Don’t worry. I’m sure if you guys are real pals you’ll make up eventually and become pals again! If you guys weren’t even pals before, then you might be able to make up and become friends after all! Be happy and live your life good. Live it like you mean it!
-Sparkk.luvyaaaa.
hey kenny! im so addicted to MSN, and i cant help it, HELP ME TO STOP BEING SO ADDICTED
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to talk with your friends. Just cut down on the MSN time and call your friends or go out to the theatre with them. If not, you could invite them over, or go over to their place. We do that all the time, that’s for sure. Don’t worry. I’ve been addicted to MSN too, and be sure to buy lots of fun things to keep yourself occupied! If this doesn’t help, contact me immediately and we’ll have a talk about it.
-kennythekennel
hey hinners. (: ❤
o.O Hey, whatsup?
hinners, i’m sad right now and no one will talk to me so i am coming to u
my friends will not answer my questions and they act like they are mad at me
it is a hard thing to deal with
Everything’s going to be alright in the end. What happened? If it’s an issue with a friend, head on over tp Dew’s! If you need some major cheer up then run to Spark! If you just need someone to chat then message here!
EDITTED BY KENNYKENNEL: and ask me if you need any advice!
EDITTED BY HINNERS: =.= This is my post. Get out
spark, i am depressed
awehh! tell whoever’s bugging you to lay off and go die in a ditch. to be honest, you’ll never really forget, but its better to forgive and fill that moment with happy and joyful events. [:
SPARKS
Similar to what spark said except, not the die in the ditch part maybe jump in a lake or puddle buts thats it